This morning I opened a Google Alerts email only to find that I died – and it’s only Wednesday. OMG what a week! Well at least my five year quest to lose weight is over. Oh, and no more taxes. Except the death tax. Sweet death take me now!


Goolge Alerts tried to kill me! Brian Bluff obituary.
But why did I (appear to) die? It’s in all in the way Google Alerts works.
Here’s what Google says about Google Alerts:
“Google Alerts are emails sent to you when Google finds new results — such as web pages, newspaper articles, or blogs — that match your search term. You can use Google Alerts to monitor anything on the Web. For example, people use Google Alerts to:
- find out what is being said about their company or product.
- monitor a developing news story.
- keep up to date on a competitor or industry.
- get the latest news on a celebrity or sports team.
- find out what’s being said about themselves.
Here’s how it works:
- You enter a query that you’re interested in.
- Google Alerts checks regularly to see if there are new results for your query.
- If there are new results, Google Alerts sends them to you in an email.
For general queries like [ football ], you can get a summary of the new results every day. For specific topics, like [ cardiovascular atherosclerosis ], you might not get an email every day, but you’ll find out when something new and relevant is published. See more examples of how Google Alerts are used“.
When my Google Alert phrase, “brian bluff”, appeared on the below website, I received a Google Alert email.

Notice the use of the phrase "brian bluff", my alert phrase. This triggered a Google Alert email.
We use Google Alerts to monitor the our brand (and the brands of our Clients) and in this case my name. Every reputation management program should include Google Alerts.
It’s also a great way to keep track of competitors and your kids (no kidding, you might be surprised what you find). Sometimes you get crazy emails like this one, but in most cases it’s just a real simple way to monitor the use of a particular phrase online.
So while Google Alerts tried to kill me, I still consider them a friend and don’t hold a grudge.









